Get in loser.

We’re processing sensory overload.

White noise is hell for my autism,
so my sound stays snatched.

After dark red light nervous system care and clarity for neurodivergent adults. I will teach you things.

I am Kate Bailey, the creator behind NeuroNoir ASMR.

I have Autism, combined type ADHD, anxiety, cPTSD, undiagnosed autoimmune sh*t, and tested gifted with verbal and interpersonal gifts. Neurodiversity advocate. Former business, confidence, and embodiment coach. Former HazMat EMT and EMS instructor with FDNY.

The zombie apocalypse is real. Late stage capitalism set the world on fire. But some people can still surprise you.

All are welcome here… mostly.

Unless you’re a garbage human, then I will rip you a new one courtesy of my perimenopausal luteal rage.

Call your energy back. Recalibrate to yourself.

Red light on. Mask off.

At NeuroNoir ASMR we regulate our nervous systems and mind our own damn business.

Brand deals: NeuroNoirASMR@protonmail.com
Support: Venmo @iamkatebailey